Crochet and Clay

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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iamrainbowbrite:
“capricorn-0mnikorn:
“help-my-ocs-breached-containment:
“nerdgasrnz:
“ teratomarty:
“ dreamingofmotherhood93:
“Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues
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Important information! Insurance coverage decisions are made by...
dreamingofmotherhood93

Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues

teratomarty

Important information! Insurance coverage decisions are made by medically ignorant bean-counters. Until we can dismantle the whole shitty system, know how to scare them into submission.

nerdgasrnz

This is like that procedure Mr. Incredible told that old lady

help-my-ocs-breached-containment

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capricorn-0mnikorn

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Medical Hack:
So, your doctor ordered a test or treatment and your insurance company denied it. That is a typical cost saving method.
Okay, here is what you do:

  1. Call the insurance company and tell them you want to speak with the “HIPPA Compliance/Privacy Officer” (By federal law, they have to have one)
  2. Then ask them for Names as well as Credentials of every person Accessing Your Record to make that decision of denial. By law you have a Right to that informantion.
  3. They will almost always Reverse the Decision very shortly rather than admit that the committee is made of low paid H.S. Graduates, looking at all “criteria words,” making the decision to deny your care. Even in the rare case it is made by medical personel, it is unlikely that it is made by a board cerified doctor in that specialty and they Do Not Want You to Know This!
  4. Any refusal should be reported to the U.S. Office of Civil Rights (OCR.gov) as a HIPPA violation.
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iamrainbowbrite

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biggaybunny

I know it's been talked about before but I still don't think it's been emphasized how *fucked* today's internet experience is for children. I didn't know what the word "discourse" was when I was 8, or 10, or even 13. I was too busy playing the nigh-limitless amount of flash games out there on the internet and making sure my neopets were fed. Like I cannot stress enough that if I had free time on the computer, 9 times out of 10 I could go and play a jaunty little game someone had whipped up and put out there for no other reason than that creating games was awesome and easy to do. Or go to some page that existed just to collect memes; you see back then there were more than 4 sites, and you didn't need accounts to visit them. I didn't get targeted ads. I wasn't exposed to any sort of political ideology. I spent a lot of time on the computer but no one site monopolized my time or tried to fucking manipulate me into using it more. The internet was for more than one thing back then, and honestly I don't think enough people realize how much has been stolen from us.

mima-sama

I understand the feelings of despair, but the rest of the internet is still very much out there. There’s a growing and dedicated movement to take it back from corporations. I’ll link a few of the neat little websites I’ve found on Neocities and in various other places.

https://sadgrl.online/ - A good jumping-off point that has html guides, links to webrings, and other cool stuff.

https://deathgenerator.com - You ever wanted to make one of those funny fake video game screenshots, but you don’t have the patience to do the image editing? Well, here you go!

https://signal.vercel.app/edit - A neat little free online midi editor! You can upload midi files or compose your own!

https://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/ - A cool falling-sand-type game. The website it’s hosted on is full of other cool games, most of which are free and don’t require flash (rip flash)

https://webshark.neocities.org/gamepages - Speaking of games that don’t require flash, here’s a whole page of ‘em. Most are fairly simple, but they’re still a lot of fun.

https://ocremix.org/ and https://vgmusic.com/ - Two websites that have been around since almost forever. OCRemix is home to video game music remixes, and VGMusic has a MASSIVE library of video game midis! I used to spend a lot of time on VGMusic in particular when I was a kid.

https://cooltext.com/ - You can make cool-looking text! They also have free fonts you can download.

And this is by no means a comprehensive list, no. This is just a sampling. There’s so much out there just waiting to be discovered-- you just have to go looking for it! (And remember, kids, be careful out there-- computer viruses and malware are still very much a threat, so I encourage you to get uBlock Origin or NoScript-- or both-- for your web browser before you start web surfing! Also never give out any personal information! And for the love of all that is good, and for your own safety, please stay away from the porn sites if you’re under the age of 18.)

Have fun, stay safe, and

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garcavisconde

HEY KIDS, YOU WANT MORE GAMES? ITCH.IO HAS PLENTY OF WEIRD GAMES YOU CAN PLAY ON YOUR BROWSER OR DOWNLOAD ON YOU COMPUTER. Just remember to always check tags and description to avoid finding things that are for a much older audience.

funkylittlebats

There's also special browsers like NuMuKi that you can still play old flash games on!!!

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rainethorn

oh my fucking god it doesn’t matter if there’s a trans character in the blood libel harry potter game because the profits from that game are going to be used to further the eradication of trans rights in the uk im literally begging people to use their brains for once

rainethorn

‘ohhh let people enjoy things’ look at me. look me in the eyes. the money you have spent is going to go to an influential transphobe. she is a major part of the anti-trans movement in the uk. by giving her money you are giving her more power and more influence that she will use to to further her transphobic agenda.

‘ohhh but i pirated it :)’ yeah i still don’t trust you. the game is antisemitic as hell and this has been public knowledge for months. i don’t much care for your support of trans people if you’re cool with antisemitism.

‘you’re blowing this way out of proportion’ nah i don’t think i am. i think you’ve made a choice and you’re not comfortable with the consequences of it. but unfortunately for you you can’t play Antisemitism: The Game made by the World’s Most Famous Transphobe and expect jewish people, trans people or their allies to like you.

rainethorn

not spending sixty quid on the Antisemitic Game That Funds Transphobia is literally the bare fucking minimum in allyship and some of you can’t even manage that

angrycatlovesfandoms

Some people think being an ally means not actively staking trans people with pitchforks and it shows

Being an ally isn't a passive thing you think about, its an active thing you do

coke-and-candy

I loved Harry Potter as a kid, still do now as an adult. But I have not bought HP merch in years because of JKR’s transphobia. I know EXACTLY where that money would go if I buy HP stuff. So I don’t. Do I pass up on cool stuff I see and want? Yes, and you want to know an easy way to get over it? I buy cool merch from my other fandom obsessions. Choosing to spend my money on other fan merch is easy when you have multiple obsessions. Moral of the story? Have multiple obsessions in case one or more turns out to be funding transphobia with their money.

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theherocomplex

What I love most about Skyrim (and TES in general) is how, once the surface is at all scratched, you’re confronted with the most buckwild lore in the history of ever. Like, Skyrim’s baseline experience is: you are a person born with the soul of a dragon, which means you can absorb their souls and speak their language. Fair enough! There are two moons! And vampires! Giants herd mammoths across the plains!

But then! Dig a little deeper, and it’s all “yeah, there are two moons, but they aren’t really moons, they’re the corpse of the god who tricked all the other gods into creating the world, and mortals just interpret them as moons”, and “an entire race created technology that runs on souls, and they accidentally erased themselves from existence while trying to become gods, well at least that’s our best guess” and “some dudes replaced their hearts with plants and you can pickpocket the plant-heart right out of their chest” and “here’s a weapon that sometimes turns your enemies into pastries”

What a game, you guys. 

firstborn-of-akatosh

One of the former Emperors of Cyrodill could nut so hard he used it to decapitate enemy soldiers. He also colonized the moon briefly. His biggest fan by far was a gay cyborg from the future.

The Hist are alien ‘trees’ that crash landed on Nirn after their planet was destroyed. They exist outside of time as we know it really and drink memory as if it were water. They are only nerfed by the fact they don’t have hands, a fact they fixed by tricking lizards into eating them, permanently altering their biology so that they resembled the man races and uplifting them into a sentient race of their own that is dependant on them to procreate.

This one time a monkey got SO MAD at god he and his human friends danced so hard it broke time for 1,000 years (which to everyone else felt like one night) and at the end they had deleted god and replaced him with a new, furry approved version.

If you wish upon a star, it might just come to earth and kill you. The constellations themselves are actually living, breathing beings and they fucking hate us bro, they are sick of our shit.

Lore™

vape-me-my-friend

The sun is actually a hole in spacetime the god of magic made when he decided to leave the dimension. It’s where all magic comes from and why those born under the atronach constellation can only restore magicka during the daytime.

The first emperor used his giant mecha to take over the continent. The second TES game deals with a bunch of warring factions and you gift only one of them the mecha at the end. Canonically the game ended with time itself breaking and every faction paradoxically having the mecha at the same time. Not multiple mecha, the same single one. Afterwards all factions were at peace with one another.

One of the most powerful living wizards created multiple female clones of himself to have sex with. He’s also friends with the last dwarf, who was fucking around in another dimension when all the other dwarves vanished.

If you’re a TES NPC and you suspect that you are a video game character that shouldn’t have consciousness, you blip out of existence instantly. This may or may not be what happened to the dwarves. If you somehow reconcile that contradiction you become a god.

I could go on for hours.

myassmatheory

And then there’s my favourite piece of lore

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These are all khajiit, not even different subraces or anything, all of them are equally intelligent and could breed together, and since khajiit are born looking like newborn kittens and will grow into their form based on the phases of the moons it means you could be completely indistinguishable from a normal housecoat, your mother could be an elf with cat eyes, your father could be an anime catboy, and you could ride your horse sized tiger brother to work while talking about your dreams and aspirations

Also since they’re cats who can’t taste sweet they add absurd amounts of sugar to all their food and other races legit can’t eat it because it’s sickening sweet

yay855

There’s an incredibly bizarre and tedious method of becoming a god by effectively tricking reality into thinking that you and the god are the same entity. This works best on gods who are already dead, as doing it on a living one causes you to be subsumed into the god rather than the other way around.

This is, in fact, the easiest of six ways of achieving divinity (or beyond), one of which being the mecha mentioned earlier, one of which being gaining an understanding of the anti-laws of reality, and one being gaining an understanding of how to combine two opposing concepts into a singular truth.

Talos the god is in fact four former humans fused into one, all Mantling the dead god Lorkhan: Wulfharth, Hjalti Early-Beard, Tiber Septim, and Zurin Arctus. They each contributed a role in mimicking the life and fall of the dead god Lorkhan, and in turn began to Mantle him, eventually merging together into Talos Stormcrown, who was so powerful that he rewrote history to make himself more impressive, and also the first Emperor of the Third Empire. It is also said that Talos altered Cyrodil, retroactively changing it from a tropical jungle to a very temperate region ideal for farming and livestock.

The reason that the Thalmor hate Talos worship so much is because they’re fully aware that Talos has a great deal of power, but the power of a god is derived from their worship; as a result, by outlawing Talos worship, he is greatly weakened and unable to take action. Furthermore, the Thalmor believe that Elves are in fact gods cursed to mortal form, with High Elves being the closest to their divine ancestors; in their eyes, a human ascending to divinity is blasphemy, and thus they seek to kill Talos both metaphorically and literally.

Furthermore, the Thalmor have, for the past few centuries, been systematically destroying a series of eight ‘towers’ that are responsible for upholding reality from nonexistence; the Thalmor believe that destroying these towers will cause the Elves to once again regain their divinity, and everyone else to die. Out of the eight towers, only one remains, the Adamantine Tower, sitting in the Iliac Bay and serving as the home of a High Elven family responsible for shaping High Rock politically and ethnically, and who are to this day expert merchants.

The other towers are the Red Mountain (destroyed after the events of TES III: Morrowind), The Crystal-Like-La and the White Gold towers (both destroyed during the Oblivion Crisis), the Orichalc Tower (destroyed when Yokuda sank before the games even start), the Walk-Brass (aka the mecha mentioned earlier, which was destroyed and rebuilt, then disappeared from existence), Green-Sap (a large network of mobile trees which once wandered Valenwood, but which have since rooted themselves), Snow-Throat (which isn’t a fully literal structure, but rather Skyrim’s political stability, often interpreted as the Throat of the World), and Doomcrag (whose core was stolen by Molag Bal and brought to Coldharbor).

And finally, all races of Human and Elf (including Orcs; Orcs are, indeed, a type of Elf, regardless of what bigots may claim) can have healthy children together, and the resulting child will take after its mother in terms of racial traits, with paternal traits still being possible but less present. The ability for Argonians, Khajiit, and Daedra to have mixed-race children is unknown, though there have been unverified reports throughout history. There are also various other races who are so isolationist, hostile, or otherwise considered to be monsters that anyone who is impregnated by or impregnates one would be too ashamed to come forth with the truth of the matter; for a long time, Orcs were considered monsters as well, and the book Notes on Racial Phylogeny claims that Orcs aren’t well understood biologically in the same manner as Goblins, Trolls, Harpies, Dreugh, Tsaesci, Igma, Daedra, and more, and that book is still distributed today in the Fourth Era in spite of the fact that at least one Half-Orc has been confirmed to exist in recent history- former Imperial City Arena Champion Agronak gro-Malog, aka the Gray Prince, had an Orcish mother and an Imperial father.